I dream I was talking to somebody about how comfortable my underwear is.
I wonder if somebody has dream something similar.
I dream I was talking to somebody about how comfortable my underwear is.
I wonder if somebody has dream something similar.
you’re about to eat your cereal at
breakfast and you notice that you’ve ran out of milk.
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME AT LEAST ONCE!
What about that awkward moment when you’re eating and the waitress offers you more to drink and you start thinking: your stupid iced tea has more water than tea, you just try to make me stop eating, bitch, go away.
You tell something funny to somebody and they laugh like with trillions “haha”.

And you ask yourself how the hell people like these are allowed to type.
This is so me.
somebody posts something on TUMBLR without giving credit to the author, or where at least it was found.
